So you thought YOU were a bad writer....

[rich]

.....then try this:

http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/scott.rice/blfc2008.htm

[Sapphire2803]

I love this...


Leopold looked up at the arrow piercing the skin of the dirigible with a sort of wondrous dismay -- the wheezy shriek was just the sort of sound he always imagined a baby moose being beaten with a pair of accordions might make.

[joxville]

This was my favourite, from the Vile Puns:

The Jones family held their annual family reunion on Easter going through over six dozen spiral-cut, hickory-smoked hams and several bottles of a fine Australian shiraz, before Farmer Jones, the head of the family, took the leavings back to Manor Farm to slop Napoleon and his other champion hogs but the seventy-six ham bones fed the pig's tirade.

[George Brims]

Hilarious. Except for the really painful ones....

[Green_not_greed]

Hilarious. I'll find it difficult to listen to an accordian again without thinking of antlers......

[Julia]

I love this... Leopold looked up at the arrow piercing the skin of the dirigible with a sort of wondrous dismay -- the wheezy shriek was just the sort of sound he always imagined a baby moose being beaten with a pair of accordions might make.

That is sooooo funny!!

[percy toboggan]

Er...no.
Actually I didn't.