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mccaugm
11-Aug-08, 10:50
Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
God, please give me the strength,the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Sandra_B
11-Aug-08, 11:18
:lol:Love it!!

joxville
13-Aug-08, 00:22
Obviously a joke because in real life we know women can't map-read.

mccaugm
13-Aug-08, 10:34
Obviously a joke because in real life we know women can't map-read.

Yes we can, how do you reckon we can drive you round the twist when you wind us up. Also we can take you to the cleaners, if you cheat on us. We can also give you directions to any item in the house or shed just by your asking us. LOL LOL LOL....:D