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Okay, who can come up with the funniest thing for the chicken to do. I quite like 'dance'.
how about moonwalking whilst clucking hee hee :)
I asked him to go and sleep on the sofa he did not look to happy, he also did not do as he was told.
He's not very good at standing on his head, but he does sit down, lie down, hop, and go away. :)
Don't be rude to him or he'll come up to the camera and tell you off! :mad:
Haha I cant believe what i told him to do and he did it too
:eek: i asked him to hop up and down 10 times on one leg,
think he's too overweight he only managed 2 hops.
And what is that around his waist?
:eek: i asked him to hop up and down 10 times on one leg,
think he's too overweight he only managed 2 hops.
And what is that around his waist?
I told him to do a handstand he aint very good and a rolly polly and he just rolled from side to side.I told him to go away and stay away but he kept coming back.lol
:eek: i asked him to hop up and down 10 times on one leg,
think he's too overweight he only managed 2 hops.
And what is that around his waist?
That's a suspender belt, and when I told him to take it off, he came up to the camera and told me off, lol! Same thing when I said "Take off your stockings!" However, when I rephraised suspender belt to garter belt, he did manoeuver it around a bit, but that's all.
He does a good cartwheel for his size, and is better at jumping jacks than I expected, lol!
porshiepoo
15-Dec-05, 17:39
I told him to lay an egg! Gawd, I think he tried! :eek:
Told him to pull all his feathers out but he just pecked the camera!
When I told him to goose step he did nothing. When I told him to do the goose step march, he proceeded to march in knees up fashion, before finally doing the military goose step, lol!
I then told him to kiss me, thinking he would come up and peck the camera. But he went over to the couch instead, picked up a cushion, and buried his face in it for a few seconds. He did exactly the same thing when I told him to hug me!
He can also dance the French Can-Can, lol! :D
I cant believe that there is a guy that actually stands there and does this...
I cant believe that there is a guy that actually stands there and does this...
eh'm and wear a suspender belt!
When I told him to goose step he did nothing. When I told him to do the goose step march, he proceeded to march in knees up fashion, before finally doing the military goose step, lol!
I then told him to kiss me, thinking he would come up and peck the camera. But he went over to the couch instead, picked up a cushion, and buried his face in it for a few seconds. He did exactly the same thing when I told him to hug me!
Sporran - my "celebrity lookalike results" were pretty dire but even the chicken came over to give me a kiss when I asked it!!
I asked the chicken to go read a book and it did (took a book from the bookcase from behind the couch) but there was confusion when I asked for the telly to be turned on. I gather that is a telly in the foreground? I got told off for asking it to take off the mask - did not want to even mention the suspenders! The chicken can dance, hop, sing, sleep, "do the birdy dance", kneel, "fly" etc pretty good - poor thing must be pretty exhausted with all these requests from Caithness.org - maybe we should give him/her a rest now -lol! ;)
haha he did the opposite of what i asked he jumped on the couch.lol
haha he did the opposite of what i asked he jumped on the couch.lolI wouldnt do what you asked either.. a least its got a bit o taste
I wouldnt do what you asked either.. a least its got a bit o taste
speak for yourself, thickest ever!
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