plasticjock
19-Jul-08, 12:56
1) Did you f*rt?...’cos you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?...‘cos ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhoea…I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?...‘cos I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?...‘cos I can see myself in ‘em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a squirrel...I'd store me nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin’ girl here…but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'Nuttin’…I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone…but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I’ve lost me dog, can you help me find him?...I think he went inta this alley.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin’…we c’n sleep till afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a monkey-wrench…every time I think of it me nuts tighten up.
2) Are yer parents retarded?...‘cos ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhoea…I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?...‘cos I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?...‘cos I can see myself in ‘em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a squirrel...I'd store me nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin’ girl here…but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'Nuttin’…I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone…but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I’ve lost me dog, can you help me find him?...I think he went inta this alley.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin’…we c’n sleep till afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a monkey-wrench…every time I think of it me nuts tighten up.