plasticjock
16-Jul-08, 22:56
This bloke living in a big, isolated house in the country is woken up in the early hours by someone knocking loudly on his door. He reluctantly gets out of bed and goes downstairs in his dressing gown as the knocking gets louder and more frantic.
"All right, all right, I'm coming" he shouts, as he opens the door.
There's a man stood there who says "I'm sorry to trouble you, but could you give me a push to get me started?"
"What, at this hour? It's three o'clock in the bloody morning!" he tells him.
"I know", says the man, "but yours is the only house around here and I couldn't ask anyone else.
"Oh, alright", says the bloke, stepping outside grumpily, "I'll give you a bloody push….hell's teeth, it's dark out here. Where are you?"
And the man shouts "I'm over here…on the swing."
"All right, all right, I'm coming" he shouts, as he opens the door.
There's a man stood there who says "I'm sorry to trouble you, but could you give me a push to get me started?"
"What, at this hour? It's three o'clock in the bloody morning!" he tells him.
"I know", says the man, "but yours is the only house around here and I couldn't ask anyone else.
"Oh, alright", says the bloke, stepping outside grumpily, "I'll give you a bloody push….hell's teeth, it's dark out here. Where are you?"
And the man shouts "I'm over here…on the swing."