plasticjock
25-Jun-08, 08:52
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and food and takes a knife from the kitchen. He finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, “Listen, this guy's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy looks very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll probably kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
His wife whispers back, “He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom…...be strong sweetheart.....I love you too”
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, “Listen, this guy's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy looks very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll probably kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
His wife whispers back, “He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom…...be strong sweetheart.....I love you too”