Three Nuns

[angela5]

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.

The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.

[mccaugm]

That was brilliant.

I heard an *urban rumour" years ago along the same lines. Some schoolboys were in the chemist, one asks the chemist to get something from the shelf behind her. The other two get pins and make holes in the condom display on the counter. This supposedly happened in Tain, whether there was a baby boom ther or not I am not sure.:lol:

[angela5]

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns.

She said, "There was a man in the convent last night." 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.

The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden." Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goes
hee hee hee.

The head nun continues "There was a hole in that condom." 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.