Cannibal

[angela5]

What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his bum :lol:

[TBH]

Two cannibals went on a rampage at the circus, one says to the other, "Does this clown taste funny to you?"

[angela5]

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

[TBH]

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and said, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me."

[angela5]

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

[2little2late]

A cannibal arrives home from his holiday with one arm and one leg.
His friend asks
"What happened to your arm and leg?"
The cannibal replies
"The holiday was self catering"