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I am well looking forward to hopefully a good BB this year.
Have a list of contestants for you all this year.
There looks like there could be some fall outs!! :)
Enjoy ;)
Ladies:
Jemima Chauhan - 19
Strict muslim Jemima graduated with a 1st in Psychology. She thinks her ability to maipulate people and play mind games will bag her the prize.
Anya Rochowski - 39
Polish born Anya has been married a surprising 5 times and is currently looking for husband number 6! She thinks her body functions will get her nominated and says her greatest fear is uncleanliness.
Laura Heaton - 24
Ex Lap dance and escort Laura gave up her old way of living after finding Buddhism and says it changed her as a person. She says her proudest moment was raising over a quarter of a million for Cancer Research.
Jess Albot - 19
Lesbian Jess passed an amazing 16 GCSEs, 5 A Levels and is currently doing a degree in German and French. She is a massive fan of George Clooney and has every film he has been in on DVD twice! She says her best feature is her nose which she paid £14'000 to have altered.
Larissa Garcia - 23
Mexican born Larissa has been deported twice from America after unsuccesfully trying to live there. She came to the UK in 2007 and has never seen Big Brother. She currently works in an Oxfam shop in South London and thinks she is most likely to win the show because she has great sex appeal.
Nena Green - 42
Self proclaimed mother of the house, Nena has applied for all previous Big Brothers unsuccesfully. She often spends her time as an Aerobic instructor and needs to win in order to pay off £50'000 gambling debt. Nena also has a secret she has been hiding from her family and is going to announce it on Big Brother live!
Hanna Giles - 28
Hanna used to weigh 32 stone before dieting her way down to 11 stone although she claims her proudest moment was pinching Robbie Willimas bum. Hanna wants to win Big Brother to set up her own slimming business and thinks she will be the rudest housemate so far.
Pinkie - 29
Iranian bisexual Pinkie has been living in a Caravan since the age of 3. She thinks her potive attitude and laid back beliefs will see her through in the house. She renounced her islamic beliefs after the 7/7 attacks and if she won she would spend the money on her first ever house.
The Guys....
Neil Burrows - 20
Neil has done stand up comedy since the age of 13 and performed in front of the Queen and Tony Blair who are among his most famous fans. He doesn't belive in religion and has said if anyone was to try and preach to him in the house he would nominate them!
Jason Healey - 21
Father of 2 Jason wants to go on Big Brother to show young parents can do a decent job of bringing up their children. His most embarrasing moment was nearly drowning to death in Greece after drinking a litre of Vodka.
Si Jones - 18
Virgin Si has never had sex and thinks he may be Asexual. He also suffers from a mild form of Aspergers and thinks this may make things hard for him in the house. Si auditioned with his mom but later convinced her not to go to the call backs!
Anthony Sorrel - 29
Self proclaimed bad boy Anthony wants to get more interest in his Rapping and would love to be the next Eminem. He admits he would find it hard to be in a house with a gay man and also said his main reason for doing the show was to find out what the meaning of life was.
Iain Mason - 31
Iain will be the first blind housemate in Big Brother's history and thinks it will be exciting to be the first blind person. He plays the guitar and often plays on his blindness to get with the ladys. His greatest fear is regainning his sight and discovering he was unattractive.
Noah Sampson - 25
Noah is no virgin to reality tv and some of his previous reality expierence includes getting down to the last 30 in X Factor, winning his show on the weakest link and a brief stint on Germany's version of Big Brother. He thinks his brain is his most attractive feature and his luxury item is a sex toy.
Humphrey Newton - 27
Street performer Humphrey is well known in his hometown of Birmingham for his busking. The most he has ever made was over £13'000 when someone gave him a watch as a donation. He says he wont stand for any lazy people in the house as he had been working since he was 8. He hopes to find love in the house and would have sex if there was someone else willing to.
John Green - 19
John was sneaky when auditioning for Big Brother and pushed himself into the que avoiding the 3 hour wait. He has an IQ of 150 and thinks his looks far outweigh his brains. He sees himself as a practical joker and would be willing to do anything so long as it wasn;t boring in the house. He has flashed his rear 3 times on live TV!
lassieinfife
05-Jun-08, 12:31
Another bunch of nobody wanna be's...as with every other episode of big brother I will give it a miss,
We are in for one tedious summer, football, tennis, the Olympics, Big Brother...arrrgghhhh shoot me now!
[evil]Lets just hope the weather is good, so we can avoid being stuck in front of the T.V.
Lord Flasheart
05-Jun-08, 13:01
Are the women fit though ??
My thought's in bold.
I am well looking forward to hopefully a good BB this year.
Have a list of contestants for you all this year.
There looks like there could be some fall outs!! :)
Enjoy ;)
Ladies:
Jemima Chauhan - 19
Strict muslim Jemima graduated with a 1st in Psychology. She thinks her ability to maipulate people and play mind games will bag her the prize.
Will fall out with some others becuase they don't respect her religion
Anya Rochowski - 39
Polish born Anya has been married a surprising 5 times and is currently looking for husband number 6! She thinks her body functions will get her nominated and says her greatest fear is uncleanliness.
Sounds like a great catch-NOT!!
Jess Albot - 19
Lesbian Jess passed an amazing 16 GCSEs, 5 A Levels and is currently doing a degree in German and French. She is a massive fan of George Clooney and has every film he has been in on DVD twice! She says her best feature is her nose which she paid £14'000 to have altered.
The token lesbian.
Larissa Garcia - 23
Mexican born Larissa has been deported twice from America after unsuccesfully trying to live there. She came to the UK in 2007 and has never seen Big Brother. She currently works in an Oxfam shop in South London and thinks she is most likely to win the show because she has great sex appeal.
America kicked her out twice-why the hell is she still in this country?
Nena Green - 42
Self proclaimed mother of the house, Nena has applied for all previous Big Brothers unsuccesfully. She often spends her time as an Aerobic instructor and needs to win in order to pay off £50'000 gambling debt. Nena also has a secret she has been hiding from her family and is going to announce it on Big Brother live!
Probably will announce she's a lesbian and getting 'married' soon.
Hanna Giles - 28
Hanna used to weigh 32 stone before dieting her way down to 11 stone although she claims her proudest moment was pinching Robbie Willimas bum. Hanna wants to win Big Brother to set up her own slimming business and thinks she will be the rudest housemate so far.
Another Jade Goody perhaps?
Pinkie - 29
Iranian bisexual Pinkie has been living in a Caravan since the age of 3. She thinks her potive attitude and laid back beliefs will see her through in the house. She renounced her islamic beliefs after the 7/7 attacks and if she won she would spend the money on her first ever house.
Don't we have enough without importing them?
The Guys....
Si Jones - 18
Virgin Si has never had sex and thinks he may be Asexual. He also suffers from a mild form of Aspergers and thinks this may make things hard for him in the house. Si auditioned with his mom but later convinced her not to go to the call backs!
Will get the sympathy vote like the guy who had tourette's.
Anthony Sorrel - 29
Self proclaimed bad boy Anthony wants to get more interest in his Rapping and would love to be the next Eminem. He admits he would find it hard to be in a house with a gay man and also said his main reason for doing the show was to find out what the meaning of life was.
Self proclaimed eh? Probably a mummy's boy!
Iain Mason - 31
Iain will be the first blind housemate in Big Brother's history and thinks it will be exciting to be the first blind person. He plays the guitar and often plays on his blindness to get with the ladys. His greatest fear is regainning his sight and discovering he was unattractive.
Yet another that will get the sympathy vote-my tip to win.
Noah Sampson - 25
Noah is no virgin to reality tv and some of his previous reality expierence includes getting down to the last 30 in X Factor, winning his show on the weakest link and a brief stint on Germany's version of Big Brother. He thinks his brain is his most attractive feature and his luxury item is a sex toy.
Probably as deep as a teaspoon.
That about sum's up the mess that is Big Brother-the usual freaks and misfits.
Had hoped they were relegating BB to some obscure channel run by Channel 4.
Joxville,
Now you shouldn't "fill in the blanks" in bold like that - makes it seem like you know everything....;)
Lol Madpict, maybe you're right about the blanks. Mind you, there are a lot of other people on this site that always think they are right. Anyway, I'm only going by previous experience, when I used to buy papers that gave too much coverage and also hearing the numpties at work discussing it.
Loch not Lock
05-Jun-08, 22:27
I managed to get 30/1 Sylvia:D. Get the best you can on this charming girl.
oh my ali baba has gone so so wrong :eek:[lol]
Loch not Lock
06-Jun-08, 07:52
I managed to get 30/1 Sylvia:D. Get the best you can on this charming girl.
Managed to get 41/1 this morning. Unbelievable - get on now and all forumites will be rich beyond belief.
Caithness can pull off a coup!:D SYLVIA!
Loch not Lock
06-Jun-08, 07:57
Managed to get 41/1 this morning. Unbelievable - get on now and all forumites will be rich beyond belief.
Caithness can pull off a coup!:D SYLVIA!
All comedians are invited to make the comment - "more chance of pulling a coo" - but it will cost them the chance of a lifetime to pay off their mortgages.;)
dont care what anyone says big brother is a great programme.so i dont watch newsnight or anything like that.but i do know what is going on in the world and i am not naive.but that does not mean you cant like big brother.open your minds people.it is very interesting to watch,how people of different cultures.age,class and backrounds live together.give it a chance people.or at least respect others views.
dont care what anyone says big brother is a great programme.so i dont watch newsnight or anything like that.but i do know what is going on in the world and i am not naive.but that does not mean you cant like big brother.open your minds people.it is very interesting to watch,how people of different cultures.age,class and backrounds live together.give it a chance people.or at least respect others views.
oh i totally agree with you, here i think big brother is brilliant, just interesting how all the housemates get on. we dont all like football, some dont like big brother, well hey the world would be a boring place if we all liked the same thing.
SunnyChick
06-Jun-08, 14:08
Thanks for this Hotrod4. ;)
I am a BB addict, and love shouting at the TV every year at the bunch of arrogant self obsessed farts fighting with each other over the last ciggy!
Think we should have a BB thread every week see what the opinions are on evictions, etc.
xx
Thanks for this Hotrod4. ;)
I am a BB addict, and love shouting at the TV every year at the bunch of arrogant self obsessed farts fighting with each other over the last ciggy!
Think we should have a BB thread every week see what the opinions are on evictions, etc.
xx
we should definetly have a big brother thread every week and perhaps at some point a big brother quiz.:Razz
JamesMcVean
06-Jun-08, 14:47
Watched the launch show last night...
Wasnt surprised to see that one of the Scots was a Blind Transvestite...and the other is an OTT Gay Dancer....
This is OBVIOUSLY to stop the people of Scotland from backing them lol
Lord Flasheart
06-Jun-08, 16:21
Watched the launch show last night...
Wasnt surprised to see that one of the Scots was a Blind Transvestite...and the other is an OTT Gay Dancer....
This is OBVIOUSLY to stop the people of Scotland from backing them lol
How can the blind guy KNOW he is a transvestite ??, how does he know he is putting on womens clothes unless someone tells him ??, if he wins I want to be his "Wardrobe Consultant" .. [evil]
If you enjoy it then fill your boots but personally I will be out with some mates instead of sitting in a house watching a bunch of nobodies sitting in a house.
How can the blind guy KNOW he is a transvestite ??, how does he know he is putting on womens clothes unless someone tells him ??, if he wins I want to be his "Wardrobe Consultant" .. [evil]
If you enjoy it then fill your boots but personally I will be out with some mates instead of sitting in a house watching a bunch of nobodies sitting in a house.
Someone with sense....BB is Boring Boring Boring oh yeah and tedious, inane, and again boring. The novelty wore of when Cameron was on it and that was years ago.
Think we should have a BB thread every week see what the opinions are on evictions, etc.
Please god no.....:roll:
One exists here -
http://community.channel4.com/eve/forums/a/cfrm/f/1140099508
Loch not Lock
06-Jun-08, 23:18
Please remember my advice. Then I cannot be accused of aftertiming and giving you all the chance to be rich beyond your wildest dreams.:)
I retired 7 years ago from gambling profits so good luck to you all.
I've had a little saver on Stephanie in case Sylvia gets beaten by racial prejudice.:D
Cedric Farthsbottom III
06-Jun-08, 23:39
BB is the Tv event of the year,well apart fae Euro 2008,it always takes a few weeks to warm up for me.I only watch the highlight show,if i wanted to see someone sleep,I only have to look into a mirror.
if i wanted to see someone sleep,I only have to look into a mirror.You'd be asleep so you wouldn't see yourself sleeping unless you recorded yourself on video.:D
I'm afraid I never watch anything on telly like BB that has real live ordinary people on it because those programmes make me cringe..............and I simply can't understand anyone who is happy to make a fool of themselves before the country/world for gain or 15 minutes of fame.
I can hack celebrity "reality" telly.....because celebrities aren't real anyway.
I'm afraid I never watch anything on telly like BB that has real live ordinary people on it because those programmes make me cringe..............and I simply can't understand anyone who is happy to make a fool of themselves before the country/world for gain or 15 minutes of fame.
I can hack celebrity "reality" telly.....because celebrities aren't real anyway.Jade goody has done alright out of it. Where is Rula Lenski when you need to lick some double cream?:Razz
Loch not Lock
08-Jun-08, 19:32
Cannot believe Sylvia is 80/1 now. Get on.:confused
BB is the Tv event of the year,well apart fae Euro 2008,it always takes a few weeks to warm up for me.I only watch the highlight show,if i wanted to see someone sleep,I only have to look into a mirror.
What about that sporty thing that's on later in the year, you know the Olympics ;)
I never used to like BB but have watched it for the last couple of years or so, I find it quite entertaining but only watch the catch-up program once a day, never the live streaming. This year is just a bit more of a freak show!
Cannot believe Sylvia is 80/1 now. Get on.:confused
Cant see her winning especially after last nights show when she went off on one at Mikey, that will do her no favours with the public at all.
I personally think that Luke could be this years winner as hes not offensive and doesnt seem to have an agenda. Its getting good already hope it doesnt peeter out :)
looks like staphanie mario luke and lisa will face eviction this week. seems to me from watching last nights show stephanie was not even bothered about trying to convince the others that they were a real couple.hope stephanie goes she is too petted for my liking.
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/post/2958/Big-Brother-Couple-Exposed.aspx
I Can't belive this rubbish got beyond the first series it is so crap
Loch not Lock
13-Jun-08, 17:53
Good riddance to Mario:D
[disgust]Cant believe this rubbish is back.Everytime the telly goes on---there it is!!!!They must scour the country for the most boring people on the planet!What is the point of it all?Are these people deliberately happy to be driven insane?
what gets me is all these kind of progams as well as sport should be put on the other channels like e4 or bbc3 so it doesnt interrupt the normal tv channels
Sadly half the world seems misguided enough to think it's entertainment. As it is it's just an excuse for psychologists to have humans instead of rats to play with.
oh come on you must admit it is good viewing, the only thing i dont like about it is alexandra bullying a few of the other housemates, now that makes uncomfortable viewing.
Moderator
15-Jun-08, 16:21
BB9 topic threads merged.
Thank god my life isnt that dull and boring that i have to watch such total and utter crap as Big Brother, :eek: I once saw about 5 minutes of the first one and that was more than enough for me.:roll:
just reading on aol, that alexandra has been kicked of BB for intimidating other housemates, high time if you ask me, the evil woman that she is.
Are the women fit though ??
LOL!! love it haha
do i care about the BB housemates? - bla di bla di bla! :lol:
just reading on aol, that alexandra has been kicked of BB for intimidating other housemates, high time if you ask me, the evil woman that she is.
about time!! she is a bully, i have no time for people like her.never liked her from the start and i dont think any of thr other housemates did.
After reading how some people slag BB off, it got me thinking. If they think it is rubbish and "wont watch 5 mins of it" etc how come they can trawl forums on a dailly basis and read posts about what people are doing and get involved, is this not the same?
All be it reading as opposed to watching but isnt the principle the same when people come on for the gossip in the same way people watch BB for the gossip. Whats the difference ? ;)
Its all "people watching".
Glad Alex went about time, now lets see if Sylvia is as slimy as she was. Who will she follow now? without her sidekick for guidance I feel she will be lost.Hopefully people will now wake up to that Dennis person, who has more faces than a clock tower!
Good riddance to Mario:D
Fraid hes still there for at LEAST another week.
Was interested to read on Digital spy that there were over 2,000 complaints that people couldnt get through to Marios line last week. The same was happening this week before the voting was suspended, the sceptical side of me wonders if Ch4 want to keep him in?
so it is goodbye to 2 housemates,1 in the eviction and dennis for spitting in mohameds face.glad channel 4 are taking a strong stance on this type of behaviour.
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=4221&position=17
Sylvia looks a cert to go tonight, but then again I thought mario was going on week 1 and look how that turned out!! :)
Loch not Lock
27-Jun-08, 18:55
Sylvia looks a cert to go tonight, but then again I thought mario was going on week 1 and look how that turned out!! :)
For the first time in your life you are 100% correct. Well done, you must be psychic.:Razz
You have breached BB rules by discussing nominations.... :D
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