TBH
02-Jun-08, 23:36
A small zoo in Alabama obtains a rare female Gorilla.
The Gorilla soon becomes agitated and the zoo-keeper believes that the Gorilla may be in heat but there are no male Gorillas on the premises.
So he goes up to the redneck janitor and says to him, "Hey, would you be willing to have sex with this Gorilla for 500 dollars?"
The janitor says, "Yeah, but on three conditions, the first condition is, I don't want to have to kiss her." "The second condition is, I don't want anyone to know about this."
The zoo-keeper agrees to that but he says, "What's the third condition?"
The Janitor says, "well, I'll need a little more time to come up with the 500 dollars."
The Gorilla soon becomes agitated and the zoo-keeper believes that the Gorilla may be in heat but there are no male Gorillas on the premises.
So he goes up to the redneck janitor and says to him, "Hey, would you be willing to have sex with this Gorilla for 500 dollars?"
The janitor says, "Yeah, but on three conditions, the first condition is, I don't want to have to kiss her." "The second condition is, I don't want anyone to know about this."
The zoo-keeper agrees to that but he says, "What's the third condition?"
The Janitor says, "well, I'll need a little more time to come up with the 500 dollars."