TBH
02-Jun-08, 23:06
There once was a farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on their first date at the same time. The farmer being protective of his daugters, decided to meet their suitors at he front door with his shotgun.
The doorbell rang and the farmer answered the door and the first lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for floe, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?". The farmer looked him over then set the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived saying, "My name's Eddy, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?". The farmer felt this lad was okay to so he sent them on their way.
The final young suitor arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started saying, "Hi, My name's Chuck." Then the farmer shot him.
The doorbell rang and the farmer answered the door and the first lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for floe, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?". The farmer looked him over then set the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived saying, "My name's Eddy, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?". The farmer felt this lad was okay to so he sent them on their way.
The final young suitor arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started saying, "Hi, My name's Chuck." Then the farmer shot him.