Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory...

[SandTiger]

Confused about how the world works? Why not make sense of it all with a grand conspiracy theory (http://www.cjnetworks.com/%7Ecubsfan/conspiracy.html)!

[fed-ex]

I had a good laugh with this. A nice change from all the depressing stuff on here ie. Capital punishment or maggot food

[_Ju_]

LOL! thanks for that!

[SandTiger]

Glad you have enjoyed the little bit of levity that it hopefully provides...

Here's my favourite, feel free to add by posting your own...

In order to understand Satalite television you need to realize that everything is controlled by a sinister organisation made up of Disney toons with help from a select band of people and characters from other producers including Daffy Duck, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Norman Wisdom, The Brady Bunch, Yosamite Sam and the Electric Light Orchestra.
The conspiracy first started during The Great Fire in Nempnett Thrubwell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including fall of the Phlegm dynasty and the resulting liberation of the Welsh people, although traces of this time can still be found, principally in modern local dialects.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the way they dribble when talking.

They want to aprehend and do atomic wedgies on anyone who enjoys watching "Cash in the Attic" and other such 'free' daytime TV dross and imprison resisters in Bognor Regis using heavily armed flying carpets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must fight back. Since the media is controlled by Penguins who support this ungodly cause we should get our information from Viz (letters section).