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Julia
24-Apr-08, 18:06
I recently bought my daughter a new toy cart, the assembly instructions I found really difficult to follow, is it just me or are these instructions confusing or just badly translated!

Children entertaining exercise car operating instructions

Steps of assemble:
1 )Put the bearing of forward foot into the main sheath, use the small hammer offered by us make the bearing and the bottom of sheath closely.


2). Put the steering wheel into the upper sheath, then adjust the direction,screw on the distensibility screw tighter,Lastly put the small cover on the middle of steering wheel after the debugging finished. (Please note the direction of the small wheels and the biger wheels the same as the steering wheel). Please contrapose our sample car carefully (the second car you got later).


3). Put the behind right and the left foot into the slots of car body, then adjust the position by the small hammer.

karia
24-Apr-08, 18:14
If your daughter's a contortionist things will be just fine!:D

Don't forget the debugging!:roll:

the_count
24-Apr-08, 18:24
i love instruction manuals lol
1/. open and remove parts from packaging and throw instruction manual in the bin

2/. using logic and the "force" assemble parts till it resembles picture

3/. throw any remaining parts into bin as they always put to many bits in anyway

4/. if in any doubt that you have got it right retrive instructions from bin and read them to find out where you went wrong. :lol::lol:

karia
24-Apr-08, 18:31
3/. throw any remaining parts into bin as they always put to many bits in anyway

Totally agree they put in way too many bits....except for the one bit they leave out entirely because they are in cahoots with *Homebase.

Every self assembly job necessitates a trip to *Homebase...FACT!:lol:


*Feel free to substitute B&Q

Kevin Milkins
24-Apr-08, 18:36
I recently bought my daughter a new toy cart, the assembly instructions I found really difficult to follow, is it just me or are these instructions confusing or just badly translated!

Children entertaining exercise car operating instructions

Steps of assemble:
1 )Put the bearing of forward foot into the main sheath, use the small hammer offered by us make the bearing and the bottom of sheath closely.


2). Put the steering wheel into the upper sheath, then adjust the direction,screw on the distensibility screw tighter,Lastly put the small cover on the middle of steering wheel after the debugging finished. (Please note the direction of the small wheels and the biger wheels the same as the steering wheel). Please contrapose our sample car carefully (the second car you got later).


3). Put the behind right and the left foot into the slots of car body, then adjust the position by the small hammer.

How straight foward does it have to be? lol:lol:

dellwak
24-Apr-08, 18:40
Looks like something has been lost in translation Julia (or gained, depends how you look at).

I get a lot of this sort of thing at work. Only today someone from Bulgaria wrote to us saying "I would like to buy a saver with two serpentines please".
After a bit of investigation I found he wanted a boiler with a double heat exchanger.

domino
24-Apr-08, 22:10
i love instruction manuals lol
1/. open and remove parts from packaging and throw instruction manual in the bin

2/. using logic and the "force" assemble parts till it resembles picture

3/. throw any remaining parts into bin as they always put to many bits in anyway

4/. if in any doubt that you have got it right retrive instructions from bin and read them to find out where you went wrong. :lol::lol:

Probably the best ,and safest, way. Or you could always let the recipient build it!!

joxville
24-Apr-08, 22:22
I recently bought my daughter a new toy cart, the assembly instructions I found really difficult to follow, is it just me or are these instructions confusing or just badly translated!

Children entertaining exercise car operating instructions

Steps of assemble:
1 )Put the bearing of forward foot into the main sheath, use the small hammer offered by us make the bearing and the bottom of sheath closely.


2). Put the steering wheel into the upper sheath, then adjust the direction,screw on the distensibility screw tighter,Lastly put the small cover on the middle of steering wheel after the debugging finished. (Please note the direction of the small wheels and the biger wheels the same as the steering wheel). Please contrapose our sample car carefully (the second car you got later).


3). Put the behind right and the left foot into the slots of car body, then adjust the position by the small hammer.

I found this easy to read, follow my instructions:

1. Put everything back in box.
2. Return item to shop.
3. Buy something else.

Penelope Pitstop
25-Apr-08, 09:51
Looks like something has been lost in translation Julia (or gained, depends how you look at).

I get a lot of this sort of thing at work. Only today someone from Bulgaria wrote to us saying "I would like to buy a saver with two serpentines please".
After a bit of investigation I found he wanted a boiler with a double heat exchanger.

Sounds like it's a crystal ball you need dellwak. lol:lol: