Bank Robber

[peedie man]

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber shoots him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turns to a couple standing next in the line and asks the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir I didn't, but my wife did."

[bluenose]

I think it was in last week's Sunday Times (back page of the Review section). A bloke went into a bank and demanded money. The cashier told him only the manager had the keys for the safe and he would not be in for another two hours so could he come back later. This he did and was met by umpteen armed police.