peedie man
03-Apr-08, 17:05
A vicar meets the local priest walking along the road, "not on your bicycle today father?" asks the vicar "Unfortunately not, some has stolen it" he replied. "Tell you what works for me whenever I have something nicked, at your sermon on Sunday preach the ten commandments and when you come to Thou Shalt Not Steal really lay it on thick" The following Monday the vicar sees the priest on his bike "It worked then?" asked the vicar "Not exactly" replied the priest "When I came to Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery I remembered where I'd left it!"