peedie man
20-Feb-08, 23:02
This married couple was on holiday in Egypt. They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. The shopkeeper shouted, "Effedis! Come in...Come into my humble shop So the married couple walked in. The shopkeeper said to them, "I have some very special sandals I tink you like .They make you wild at loving like great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the love god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a love freak?" The shopkeeper replied, "Just try them on, Effendi."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally
gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet,
he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen
in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the owner, bent
him violently over a table, threw his robe over his head, The shopkeeper in horror began screaming,
"EFFENDI! EFFENDI! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally
gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet,
he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen
in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the owner, bent
him violently over a table, threw his robe over his head, The shopkeeper in horror began screaming,
"EFFENDI! EFFENDI! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!