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matelot79
07-Feb-08, 19:05
An old man goes into the chemist to buy viagra.
“Can I have 6 tablets cut into quarters” asks the old man,
The chemist replies that he can cut them into 4 but explains that it won’t give the man the full benefit.
The old man replies “listen I’m 96 years old and I just want it hard enough to stop peeing on my slippers”

xx_chickie
12-Feb-08, 13:35
:lol: Good one! Made my day!

bky
12-Feb-08, 13:43
Did you know you can get Viagra eye drops now - they make you look hard :lol: