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Ok guys this is THE thread for asking stupid questions that you have always wanted to know the answer to ,but haven't asked OR haven't been given the answer to.......ok so i will start it of,how come you never see birds fall out of the sky dead?(apart from when they have been shot) do they never fly across the sky to be-suddenly -struck down by a heart attack or something? In all my years I have never ever seen a bird drop down dead out of the sky.....why? :roll: x
j4bberw0ck
02-Feb-08, 23:41
Good question!
I'd like to know where can I get a t-shirt showing the face of the man who shot Che Guevara? :lol:
welllllll......if you answer mine I will answer yours ;) x
Here is a silly question i also wonder about who has the right idea us having to work for a living to pay bills all our life or the people that live in tribes in the forests and so on who just worry about there next meal and they dont have to worry about getting on the housing ladder just build a house with the wood lying about.
i also wonder what it would be like to be back in the days when there was cowboys and indians must be great just having a horse with a blanket and coffee pot in the saddle and wonder from town to to town and if anybody annoys u you just shoot him and thats the end of it.
Well thats my stupid question for now.
Why does stale bread make better toast?
Why does stale bread make better toast?
err maybe cos thats all you have ;) x
j4bberw0ck
02-Feb-08, 23:54
Why does stale bread make better toast?
Oh please miss? Miss?? <bounces up and down> I know the answer to that one Miss! Oh pleeeease miss......
Why does stale bread make better toast?
Because it makes rubbish sandwiches!:D
I am sure there's an answer containing starches and molecular change as well..J4berwock will supply those.
j4bberwOck you cant say that and then disappear.............put the boy out of his misery! ;) x
On aluminium foil which side do you put out/in - is there a right side and a wrong side??
I was asked this many years ago and it appears is one of those questions there is no correct answer or do you know differently?
the charlatans
03-Feb-08, 00:05
I have one.
why does the checkout operator in Thurso co-op never say please or thankyou???
On aluminium foil which side do you put out/in - is there a right side and a wrong side??
I was asked this many years ago and it appears is one of those questions there is no correct answer or do you know differently?
seemingly its shiny side out...although I would have thought that that would deflect heat :confusedx
j4bberw0ck
03-Feb-08, 00:14
j4bberwOck you cant say that and then disappear.............put the boy out of his misery! x
I think it's the water content. Most people seem to like toast sort of crunchy or "biscuity" - cooked right through. Stale toast toasts faster because you don't need to cook the water out of it first. So it's "biscuity" / crisper right through without having to be so brown on the outside.
Hopefully, anyway. :lol::cool:
Me, I like hot melty. Still soft in the middle, well browned on the outside, and slathered with butter (while still scorching hot) and Marmite. Marmite is still one of the greatest gifts of the UK to the world. <sigh>
j4bberw0ck
03-Feb-08, 00:16
that would deflect heat :confusedx
Radiant heat, perhaps a little more would be deflected by the shiny side. Conducted heat (hot air in oven to foil to meat), no difference I can think of.
yuck...marmite :eek: I suppose each to their own...me I like it cold,burnt and crunchy ;) x
[quote=j4bberw0ck;
Me, I like hot melty. Still soft in the middle, well browned on the outside, and slathered with butter (while still scorching hot) and Marmite. Marmite is still one of the greatest gifts of the UK to the world. <sigh>[/quote]
Best way to get that effect is to use frozen bread! ;)
My question is:-
"Why isn't there anything funnier than fowk?":confused
Rheggers...thats cos I am the funniest thing ever ;) x
I have one.
why does the checkout operator in Thurso co-op never say please or thankyou???
Coz they`re bloody miserable,wouldn`t you be sitting in that place for hours on end .
A Toast question again, Why does a slice of toast invariably land on the buttered side when it falls?
Better than that... If you strapped a bit of toast (butter side up) onto the back of a cat and dropped it out of a building (please dont report me to the sspca!!!), what way up would it land?
Better than that... If you strapped a bit of toast (butter side up) onto the back of a cat and dropped it out of a building (please dont report me to the sspca!!!), what way up would it land?
who knows but with all that hair on it, it wouldn't be edible anyway :eek:
A Toast question again, Why does a slice of toast invariably land on the buttered side when it falls?
Golach, stop buttering it on both sides! ;)
A Toast question again, Why does a slice of toast invariably land on the buttered side when it falls?
maybe it's because the buttered side is slightly heavier.
I used to wonder why men had nipples till someone explained to me it's so when they get older they know how far to pull their trousers up.
Also used to wonder how you could make a horsehair whip as horse hair is only an inch or two long...yes, I do know now.
maybe it's because the buttered side is slightly heavier.
But Unicorn, I use the Lurpak lighter spreadable, and it still does it [lol]
Why can't they make sausages square like big chip shapes? That way you could cook each side evenly
sassylass
07-Feb-08, 03:30
I used to wonder why men had nipples till someone explained to me it's so when they get older they know how far to pull their trousers up.
LMAO [lol]
I've always wanted to know when you fall and put a hole in your trousers, what happens to the hole? There's never enough material to mend so where does it go?
I've always wanted to know when you fall and put a hole in your trousers, what happens to the hole? There's never enough material to mend so where does it go?Well Julia, my question is a variation on yours. How can you fall and scratch/skin your knee without puting a hole in your trousers? I have done this and always thought, good my trousers are all right, but on inpection of my knee i can't say the same for it.[lol]
maisiebudd
16-Feb-08, 19:06
What about the age old question.....What came first, the chicken or the egg??:confused
The egg. What did dinosaurs come from....? Lol.
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