Kerb crawling

[skinnydog]

Did anyone see the bit in the Groat yesterday on kerb crawling? It was on the bottom of page 3. I wasn't aware that there was a major problem in Caithness but anyone out there care to enlighten me? Looks like an utter waste of public money........

[changilass]

Having not seen the Groat I aint got a clue what you are talking about.

Any chance of giving us the jist of the story???

[skinnydog]

Yeh, basically it is from the Scottish Government advising you that if you kerb crawl and get caught you will, apart from getting many other things, get a fine of up to £1000.

It then goes on about shaming your family, damaging your reputation, then it goes on about people being forced into prostitution by pimps etc.

The advert itself is very good, maybe it was me being niaive and thinking that kerb crawling was still to hit up here, maybe not!!

[changilass]

Thanks skinnydog.

If there is a red light district up here I havn't heard about it, but I suppose if nothing else it is a warning for anyone heading south so they can't use the excuse that they didn't know.

[Boozeburglar]

Geez, what are they gonna ban next?

How else am I gonna get home from the pub?

[j4bberw0ck]

if you kerb crawl and get caught you will, apart from getting many other things, get a fine of up to £1000.

It then goes on about shaming your family, damaging your reputation

Makes you wonder why they don't just bring back the stocks, really. At least that's honest.

[danc1ngwitch]

build a brothel, will create a few jobs[lol]

[Bananas]

The kerb often crawls out into the road, or at least thats what Mrs B says happens, when she scrapes the alloy wheels!

[sphinx]

never seen that in the groat!!!!!!

[Phoebus_Apollo]

build a brothel, will create a few jobs[lol]

They could always use that big green field opposite the Weigh Inn - I`ve heard it`s free - hope it won`t block their view though..:roll:

[johno]

build a brothel, will create a few jobs[lol]
heh heh , some where for all the perves their shoving up here to go, Eh.

[matelot79]

I don’t know why they would need to build a brothel up here for professionals, to many willing amateurs.

[johno]

only kerb crawling ive ever seen up here was patrons coming out o the pub,s.

:eek: [lol]

[danc1ngwitch]

I don’t know why they would need to build a brothel up here for professionals, to many willing amateurs.
Oh i take offence for the amateurs, let em spread [lol] ( ok that was sick )

[northener]

build a brothel, will create a few jobs[lol]

I've already filled in the application form;)

[karia]

I've already filled in the application form;)

Didn't know you were in the building trade northener?:lol:

[unicorn]

if they objected to Asda can you imagine the uproar:lol: knowing the Caithness jungle drums the residents will already be panicking. :lol:

[WeeBurd]

if they objected to Asda can you imagine the uproar knowing the Caithness jungle drums the residents will already be panicking.


I've hear a rumour that Halkirk is more "open" to these things so maybe that's a better location. Now, I'm no offering to work it, but I will do a few hours on reception here and there [lol]!

[northener]

Didn't know you were in the building trade northener?:lol:


Builder, fireman, whatever you want me to be, baby.

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