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Tugmistress
12-Oct-05, 00:10
fun quiz for you all [para]
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £7500
:(
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
hmm obviously they were not asking the right questions.......mwhahahah! :evil
hmm obviously they were not asking the right questions.......mwhahahah! :evil
Now do it using one of David Blunkett's lie detectors! :evil
BTW I scored
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
I am about as dodgy as tugmistress:
Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £7000
That's pretty dodgy if you ask me... ;)
17 years and 9500....
I knew I shouldn't have looked at that mannequin in Buttress's when I was 9...
:roll: 24 years and a 9500 fine :eek:
See you all in 15.5 years. They can sing for the 5 grand.
I got 5 years and 0 fine. and a lot of fun ty Tugmistress
cullbucket
12-Oct-05, 09:45
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Years in prison: 84 Potential fine: £7500
Hereboy - I dont believe you are so squeaky clean as you make out...... you have done most of the things I have done (and worser)
Rheghead - let me guess your only crime - being drunk in a pub???
PS - did you know that the cops can scan your IP address and will be coming round to question you all to the crimes you have committed......
See you in Porterfield.....
Rheghead - let me guess your only crime - being drunk in a pub???
How did you guess? :roll:
In a gleeber-enforced temperance society, I should have got life.
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 32 Potential fine: £7000
sheeeeeeeeesh Im a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont MESS with me [mad]
cullbucket
12-Oct-05, 10:58
Dont drop the soap squidge or we'll be getting a few more years for that activity in Q18....
As for you Tugmistress - didn't you know thats illegal in Indonesia?
Years in prison: 16 Potential fine: £7000
I'm Shocked!!
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 76 Potential fine: £5000
champagnebaby
12-Oct-05, 12:42
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000
:evil :lol: :evil
Naefearjustbeer
12-Oct-05, 14:39
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000
:evil :evil
Here's mine :-
"Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000 "
I thought I was pretty much squeaky clean but seemingly not - Hmmmm.......
I hate to even imagine what some of the rest of you here have been up to :eek:
Hereboy - I dont believe you are so squeaky clean as you make out...... you have done most of the things I have done (and worser)
My girlfiend was watching me fill it in - their were several questions there which I felt may have unnecessarily prejudiced her thinking and really rather ruined the rest of my evening had I repsonded in the affirmative -so for an easy life - I'll settle for 17 years...
For the Indonesia thing - is that per offence? That'll explain why your sentence is 5 times more than mine... you need to get a real hobby.... ;)
weeboyagee
12-Oct-05, 16:08
ahem......that quiz brings out all the bad bits in a person! I told no lies (I think...!) Ah well,....I'm human - and the rest of the 0 years and £0 what a boring life you lead - and look at all the fun you've missed - have you never, ever, ever taken a chance?????
Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: £7000
Champagnebaby - you're lucky getting 96 years - I thought you'd be banged up forever and the key thrown away hahahah :lol: I'm in the cell next door to Naefearjustbeer and Donnie and all of us plus squidge will be in debt to the same amount - we must be BAAAAAAD people right enough - wot a laff tgmstrs!!!! :cool:
lassieinfife
12-Oct-05, 16:44
well................ 17 years in the nick but no fines lol :confused
changilass
12-Oct-05, 18:19
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £7000
I never did it ...... honest [para]
It's a fair cop...
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000
doreenhedgehog
12-Oct-05, 19:50
33 Years and £7000 :eek:
pedromcgrory
13-Oct-05, 05:32
120 years 2000 fine [para]
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000
Yikes *goes in to hiding*
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000 im a good girl really!!!
Just goes to prove "The law's an ass!" I got "Upstanding" and still went to prison for 5 years [lol]
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £0
well the rest of my life is gone but at least it was cheap
the gardner
16-Oct-05, 00:02
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
:evil :evil
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