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Billy Boy
09-Jan-08, 18:06
1. Your last name stays put.

2. The garage is all yours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves

4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

5. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.

6. Wrinkles-add character.

7. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

8. Wedding Dress £1000; suit £40.

9. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

10. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

11. One mood, ALL the time.

12. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

13. A five-day holiday requires only 1 suitcase.

14. You can open all your own jars.

15. Your underwear is £2.50 for a three-pack.

16. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

17. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

18. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends

19. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

20. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

21. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

22. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

23. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

24. The world is your urinal.:lol: