Pms

[Billy Boy]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle,
actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that
they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE RUBBISH!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF RUBBISH THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me? :eek:[lol]

[Billy Boy]

Pass My Shotgun


Pimples May Surface


Psychotic Mood Shift :eek:


Permanent Menstrual Syndrome


Puffy Mid-Section


Perpetual Munching Spree


Pack My Stuff :D

[angela5]

Plainly men suck

Puffy mid section

[angela5]

PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.:lol: