johno
23-Dec-07, 12:33
Billy is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights playing squash or football. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Billy! How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I play footie with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Billy and says "Nice to see you, Billy. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No, no" says Billy "I just know her from the squash club."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Billy and says "Billy! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Billy follows her and spots her getting into a taxi, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets him have it with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Billy!"
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Billy and says "Nice to see you, Billy. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No, no" says Billy "I just know her from the squash club."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Billy and says "Billy! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Billy follows her and spots her getting into a taxi, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets him have it with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Billy!"