peedie man
22-Dec-07, 23:26
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also, Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Please: Help me always to give 100% at work…
12% On Monday
23% On Tuesday
40% On Wednesday
20% On Thursday
And 5% On Friday
Also, Please help me to remember…
When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile…But only ‘FOUR’ to extend my arm and smack someone in the
‘ gob’…!
Also, Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Please: Help me always to give 100% at work…
12% On Monday
23% On Tuesday
40% On Wednesday
20% On Thursday
And 5% On Friday
Also, Please help me to remember…
When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile…But only ‘FOUR’ to extend my arm and smack someone in the
‘ gob’…!