Ashes
20-Dec-07, 20:43
git of a London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
The Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
The pompos London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
The Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
The Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
The Glaswegian cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and Registration, please!
The London git says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go Scot free.'
Our long suffering hero states,
'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the *** out
of the dumbass lawyer and is nice enough to ask . . .
'Dae ye want me tae stop, or just slow doon?'
copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
The Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
The pompos London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
The Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
The Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
The Glaswegian cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and Registration, please!
The London git says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go Scot free.'
Our long suffering hero states,
'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the *** out
of the dumbass lawyer and is nice enough to ask . . .
'Dae ye want me tae stop, or just slow doon?'