guess what

[johno]

Fifty two Paddy,s boarded a coach to go on a Mystery Tour. One of them suggested they should try and guess where they were going. Everyone paid one Euro and put their answer in a hat.

The coach driver won 53 Euros. [lol]

[angela5]

Two Irish lads, Paddy and Mick have been to the pub, they are staggering home and have no money for a taxi.

The past the bus depot and Paddy comes up with a plan, he says to Mick "jump over the wall and go and steal and bus and we can drive it home"

Mick duly breaks into the bus depot and is gone for ages, Paddy is pacing around outside getting really anxious and he calls into Mick "what are you doing?"

Mick shouts back "I can't find a number seven bus, I can only find a number five which doesn't go up our street"

Paddy shouts back "s'okay steal the number five and we can get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way home"
:lol:

[johno]

poor paddy, gets it in the neck every time. heh heh heh. good one [lol]

[angela5]

Paddy bought two horses. But when he got them home, he couldn't remember which was which.

While having a drink in the local he mentioned the fact to a friend. The friend suggested he cut half the tail off one of them, then he could tell them apart.

This worked great until the other horse got it's tail caught in a bush and it tore it half off and paddy was stump again, not knowing which was which.

Down at the local paddy told his friend what had happened, His friend said "Why don't you measure the horses and see if there is any difference in their height".

So paddy measured the horses and was over the moon when he found that the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse.:lol: