the fast fart

[johno]

A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her bag for her purse, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!" To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?"

[psyberyeti]

:lol:



10 times over



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[helenwyler]

Very funny johno[lol]! You and connie have had me in stitches tonight!