craig
04-Dec-07, 02:46
This is brilliant!!!!!!
Harry Ritchie of Castlereagh, Belfast was going up to bed
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window.
Harry opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
said "no". Then they said
that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door
and an officer would be along when available. Harry said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about them now because
I've just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit,
and an ambulance showed up at the Ritchie`s' residence and caught
the
burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to Harry: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
Harry said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!***
Harry Ritchie of Castlereagh, Belfast was going up to bed
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window.
Harry opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
said "no". Then they said
that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door
and an officer would be along when available. Harry said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about them now because
I've just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit,
and an ambulance showed up at the Ritchie`s' residence and caught
the
burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to Harry: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
Harry said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!***