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brokencross
30-Nov-07, 09:27
Little toddler Johnny is sitting on the grass playing in the back garden. His mum glances up and catches him eating a worm.
She rushes over, stops him and tells him it is wrong to eat poor little worms.
To reinforce this, she then says "The poor mummy worm will be looking for her baby worms".
Little Johnny pipes up, "No she won't, I ate her first!"