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johno
21-Nov-07, 18:22
A woman is taking a stroll through the woods, when a little white duck, covered in filth, crosses her path.
"Let me clean you," the woman says, taking a tissue from her bag.
Two days later the woman encounters another duck, also with muck all over it.
Again, she produces a tissue and cleans the bird.
Afterwards, she hears a voice from the bushes.
"Excuse me, madam," it says. "Do you have any more tissues?"
"No, I'm afraid I've run out," the woman replies.
"dam it," the voice says. "I'll just have to use another duck then.":eek: :lol:

Mik.M.
21-Nov-07, 21:54
Good one. Gave us a laugh

unicorn
21-Nov-07, 22:10
That was a quacker :lol: boom boom :lol: