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Julia
16-Nov-07, 18:03
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die,"she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Greek man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is fantastic looking; tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt


........one button at a time.













.........No one moves.








.........He removes his shirt.







.......Muscles ripple across his chest.





......She gasps...









..he whispers












......."Iron this".

unicorn
16-Nov-07, 18:12
Brilliant :lol::lol:

matelot79
17-Nov-07, 04:01
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says,
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea...let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."