johno
07-Nov-07, 19:52
After marrying an eighteen year old girl, a ninety-nine year old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went on safari, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a lion charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the lion, he shot and killed it on the spot." "Impossible!" the old man exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that lion." "Exactly," said the doctor. [lol] [lol]