johno
05-Nov-07, 20:03
An elderly couple were motoring cross-country, and the woman was driving.
She gets pulled over by a police patrol car
The officer says, "Madam, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman who is a bit deaf turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your licence?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE."
The woman gives him her licence.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from England. I spent some time there once, had the worst night of my life there with a woman that I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the husband yells.
She gets pulled over by a police patrol car
The officer says, "Madam, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman who is a bit deaf turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your licence?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE."
The woman gives him her licence.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from England. I spent some time there once, had the worst night of my life there with a woman that I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the husband yells.