johno
05-Nov-07, 14:46
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of whisky, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's an 'alligator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never slept with a man. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of whisky and then it gets crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat whisky?"
He grabs the gallon of whisky with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of whisky, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's an 'alligator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never slept with a man. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of whisky and then it gets crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat whisky?"
He grabs the gallon of whisky with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"