Ducks or Debits

[Pink Lippy]

I walked along a leafy path,
And came across some ducks,
T'would be nice to take a bath,
In Autumn's golden solar flux.

Oh, if I could be so bold,
To take my clothes off then,
If I could only bear the cold,
I'd play the role of mother, ken?

But ne'er shall I the duck pond enter,
In my dreams or on my tod,
It's back to car and shopping centre,
To pray before the retail God.