peedie man
21-Oct-07, 18:51
Three Italian Nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the
Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies you all led such wonderful
lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be
anyone you would like to be."
The first Nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren," and "poof" she's
gone.
The second Nun says, "I want to be Madonna," and "poof" she's gone.
The third Nun say's, "I want to be Sara Pipalini"
St. Peter looks complexed. "Who?," he says.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the Nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name doesn't
ring a bell."
The Nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says.... "No, sister, this say's 'Sahara Pipeline' laid by 1,900 men in
six months.
Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies you all led such wonderful
lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be
anyone you would like to be."
The first Nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren," and "poof" she's
gone.
The second Nun says, "I want to be Madonna," and "poof" she's gone.
The third Nun say's, "I want to be Sara Pipalini"
St. Peter looks complexed. "Who?," he says.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the Nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name doesn't
ring a bell."
The Nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says.... "No, sister, this say's 'Sahara Pipeline' laid by 1,900 men in
six months.