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Welcomefamily
20-Oct-07, 23:43
No doubt we have have wonderful little quote that make us smile, so lets hear a few of them:
One of the ones I like is by Rebecca Richards.
Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.
Thank you for being the pee in my pants.
LOL:lol:
Housewifie
20-Oct-07, 23:56
To a heart formed for friendship and affection, the charms of solitude are very short lived. Thank You WF ;)
'Sometimes life is like trying to pack a duvet into a matchbox'
kariax
Welcomefamily
21-Oct-07, 00:19
When you come to the end of the rope,
Tie a knot in it and hold on.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Camel Spider
23-Oct-07, 07:07
Couple from Winston Churchill :
Woman : "Mister Churchill you are drunk !!"
Churchill : "And you madam are ugly but I shall be sober in the morning"
Woman : "If you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee"
Churchill : "Madam if I were your husband I would drink it"
Seen above a Mens public toilet in Perth, Australia .. "Dont look here for a joke .. youre holding it."
And finally .. on a sign just outside Port Stanley after the liberation of the Falklands in 1982 .. "Thats another fine mess you got me into Stanley"
Metalattakk
23-Oct-07, 10:14
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John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.
"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on."
helenwyler
23-Oct-07, 10:39
When fate closes a door, go in through the window.
xx_chickie
23-Oct-07, 10:45
Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.
Thank you for being the pee in my pants.
LOL:lol:
Mmm, something to brighten up my day! Hehe thanks Victoria. :D
Camel Spider
23-Oct-07, 11:38
Anyone remember the Sky Sports presenter being stuck for words when interviewing Gordon Strachan when he was Southampton Manager ??
He asked Gordon where he thought Southampton lost the game and was rewarded with two words .. "the pitch"
And when asked for a "quick word" by a journalist he replied with "velocity"
Class.
"if at first you don't succeed, give up and blame somebody else for it!" [lol] x
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
'Sometimes life is like trying to pack a duvet into a matchbox'
kariax
That quote is very similar to the one I heard about a time the Viagra didn't work:-
"It was like trying to put a marshmallow into a piggy-bank"
"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like"
No fooling ol' Abraham Lincoln then!;)
Karia
Billy Boy
23-Oct-07, 19:31
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. :D
never go to bed mad....stay up and fight :) x
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John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.
"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on."
Ha ha, clever!
What happened?:confused
karia
Metalattakk
23-Oct-07, 22:52
Well, obviously he went back on, scored a hat-trick (including an improbable slow-motion overhead kick despite his concussion and some broken ribs), won the game and then the crowd rushed the pitch and they all escaped the clutches of the evil Nazis....
Well, obviously he went back on, scored a hat-trick (including an improbable slow-motion overhead kick despite his concussion and some broken ribs), won the game and then the crowd rushed the pitch and they all escaped the clutches of the evil Nazis....
Just like the 'Sound of Music' then,...but with more football!;)
karia
Metalattakk
24-Oct-07, 00:50
Throw in Sylvester Stallone as an American (?) goalkeeper, Michael Caine as a footballer, and you're halfway there. ;)
Well, obviously he went back on, scored a hat-trick (including an improbable slow-motion overhead kick despite his concussion and some broken ribs), won the game and then the crowd rushed the pitch and they all escaped the clutches of the evil Nazis....
Was that the, oft repeated, game where the commentator roared "Some people are on the pitch, they think it's all over....it is now!!"?
Hat-trick, evil Nazis, people on the pitch...aye must be that game!! ;)
One of my all time faves:
"I am not as green as I am cabbage looking"
or
"He who smelt it dealt it"
:)
anneoctober
24-Oct-07, 20:10
'Sometimes life is like trying to pack a duvet into a matchbox'
kariax
Karia, I can SO relate to that!! :eek:
anneoctober
24-Oct-07, 20:16
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John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.
"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on."
Fantastic line.................. [lol][lol]
Two of my favorites are
"The paradox of courage is that a man must be a little careless of his life in order to keep it".
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference".
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