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johno
11-Oct-07, 14:44
A married couple are driving down the M 1 doing 60 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, “Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce.”
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70
mph.
She then says, “I dont want you to try to talk me out of
it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend,
and he,s a much better lover than you.”
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.
She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 80 mph.
She says, “I want the kids, too.”
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he,s
up to 90 mph.
She says, “I want the car, the cheque account, and all the
credit cards, too.”
The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass , as she says, “Is there anything
you want?”
The husband says, “No, Ive got everything I need.”
She asks, “Whats that?”
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 100 mph,
“Ive got the airbag!”