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emb123
08-Oct-07, 22:53
hmm.

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/21370 (http://forum.caithness.org/go.php?url=http://forum.caithness.org/go.php?url=http://forum.caithness.org/go.php?url=http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/21370)

BOUNCY CASTLE-STYLE MORGUES FOR VICTIMS


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Bouncy castle mortuaries have been set up to cope with a bird flu epidemic

Monday October 8,2007 By Tim Bugler

SCOTTISH police forces are preparing to buy hundreds of inflatable body storage tents in preparation for mass deaths in a bird flu epidemic.

Scottish Government officials have been in talks with a major manufacturer of the so-called “bouncy castle mortuaries” – in an attempt to cope with the predicted death of 64,000 Scots.

Health experts say a global pandemic of a deadly new strain of bird flu in humans is bound to strike at some point in the future.

The current strain of H5N1 avian influenza has killed more than 200 people.

So far it is limited to a handful of countries including Indonesia and Vietnam but there are fears it could mutate and spread quickly across the globe causing hundreds of millions of deaths.

Officials say Scotland’s crematoria could not cope with the demand of disposing of thousands of extra bodies and the authorities are anxious to avoid burial in mass graves because of the “severe distress” it would cause.

Documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act reveal funeral services would have to be cut short because of sheer demand.

A survey of mortuaries across the country has revealed a shortage of body storage space if a pandemic should occur, with a present maximum of 2,513 spaces.

Scottish Government officials met representatives from a firm that manufactures inflatable tents for body storage in June, it was revealed yesterday. E-mail exchanges and letters reveal officials and police are impressed with a mobile “body storage system” made by Airegroup, for use in disasters. It has been used by the US military and has a generator to keep bodies at low temperature.

Police and local authorities across Scotland have now been told to consider purchasing the equipment or take part in trials of new prototypes so that they could purchase the morgues at a cheaper rate.

The units cost around £10,000 and can store up to 50 bodies. Trials could involve storing dead animals from veterinary hospitals.

A Scottish Government spokeswoman said the work had been prepared so that local Strategic Co-ordinating Groups could decide how to plan for a pandemic.

JAWS
08-Oct-07, 23:34
They had better get prepared for the next massive asteroid strike as well because that's bound to happen at some time as well. I won't be holding my breath though because it could be a very long wait.
Sounds to me like they have been listening to the salesman who sold ice to the Eskimos. What was it Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute"? It seems we've got an Executive full of them.

Welcomefamily
08-Oct-07, 23:44
Yes its only a question of when it happens, it should cause house prices to go through the floor so at least some thing positive might come out of it. That is of course if you survive and have not suffer brain damage from lack of oxygen due to coughing to much or due to fluid filling you lungs.
Hopefully it won't happen before the Rugby World Cup final so at least I know whose won it because it makes it a complete waste of time all these Saturdays I have had off to watch it and any way I have still got another 25 posts on Shakespeare to do. And if it does not happen you can be rest assured that the rural police forces could take up Bouncy Castle Hire in order to supplement their income should their be problems if the UK breaks up or for holiday accommodation.
What about body bags? where will they store them all?

If the death toll going to be that high, why not just dig some big holes.

scorrie
09-Oct-07, 17:51
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Could be a caption compy:-

"Righto Wullie, that's the first batch cleared from the Quoiting Shed. Now we'll just pop the FREE CIDER sign back on and see if we can snare another load before tea."

karia
09-Oct-07, 18:22
Could be a caption compy:-

"Righto Wullie, that's the first batch cleared from the Quoiting Shed. Now we'll just pop the FREE CIDER sign back on and see if we can snare another load before tea."

Brilliant scorrie..just brilliant!:lol::lol:


karia

percy toboggan
09-Oct-07, 18:44
Admission will probably be free as they're in Scotland. Down here they might well put a turnstile on the gate and charge a popping off fee.

Rheghead
09-Oct-07, 18:50
Could be a caption compy:-




Hey Wullie, don't you think this Bird flu malarky is all blown up out of proportion?

TBH
09-Oct-07, 19:20
Projected deaths of 64 thousand but house prices may go down, think positive welcomefamily.:lol: