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peedie man
27-Sep-07, 21:33
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under
a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now
and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you
feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a new born baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."