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johno
22-Sep-07, 17:11
George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house.

George's Wife: "The last time you went out with your friends you got so drunk that you puked on your shirt."

George: "But Honey, I promise that I wont drink a drop of alcohol all night!"

So after begging his old lady for an hour, George got the OK the go out with the guys as long as he stayed off of the booze.

George met up with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get bladdered. After about 3 hours of guzzling liquor, George puked all over his shirt.

George: "damn! The old lady is going to throw me out of the house for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!"

Bill, George's best pal, gave drunken George an idea of how to keep from getting in trouble with the wife.

Bill: "All you got to do is have a £20 note in your hand when you walk through the door. Then, when she accuses you of puking all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you £20 to get the shirt cleaned."

So, when drunken George walked into the house with money in hand, his wife was waiting for him in the living room.

George,s wife: "I knew that you,d spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!"

George: "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on me and gave me £20 to have it cleaned."

His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was holding two £20 notes
George's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other £20 note come from?"

George: "Oh, That's from the the other bloke that crapped in my pants."