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Billy Boy
29-Aug-07, 14:32
Lionel was a ventriloquist, and not a good one at that. In fact business was so bad that he was trying his luck as a medium. One day, a widow came into his office and said that she wanted to contact her dear departed husband and asked Lionel what he charged.
“If you only want to hear him speak,” said Lionel, “I charge £30. If you want to have a conversation with him, I charge £50. But I charge £70 if you want a conversation with him while I’m drinking a glass of water.” [lol]

angela5
29-Aug-07, 14:34
Booooooo!

[lol]

Billy Boy
29-Aug-07, 14:41
if you thought that was bad.....


Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies. [lol]

angela5
29-Aug-07, 14:46
One Saturday evening a lonely frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."


Bad Jokes section i think...[lol]

Billy Boy
29-Aug-07, 15:24
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.:Razz