johno
26-Aug-07, 16:51
What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day
of the new term. "He's a conjurer, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting.
What's his favourite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Golly! Now next question.
Any brothers and sisters?" "One half brother and two half sisters."
of the new term. "He's a conjurer, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting.
What's his favourite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Golly! Now next question.
Any brothers and sisters?" "One half brother and two half sisters."