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johno
23-Aug-07, 17:27
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

anneoctober
23-Aug-07, 23:15
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
hey johno, us Org girls can be a fearsome bunch.......... my rolling pin is white.......:evil

johno
23-Aug-07, 23:51
hey johno, us Org girls can be a fearsome bunch.......... my rolling pin is white.......:evil
i,ll tell you i was shakin in my size tens when i was posting this........:~(

anneoctober
24-Aug-07, 13:44
and so you should ! Did Mrs Johno like the joke.....:lol:[lol]

johno
24-Aug-07, 14:36
[quote=anneoctober;261383]and so you should ! Did Mrs Johno like the joke.....:lol:quote]
she kinda did. but then all these years with me has rubbed off on her...he he he. :roll:

karia
24-Aug-07, 18:33
Ah..white!

The colour of clenched knuckles!:D

Karia