bluelady
22-Aug-07, 15:40
Paddy went to the doctor with pains in his chest. The doctor said "paddy, ye are in a bad way but if you do exactly what i tell you, you will live quite a few years yet" "ok doc, "replied Paddy, i will. "right then said e doc, on Monday i want you to take one little green tablet, skip Tuesday and on wednesday take one little green tablet and one blue one, skip Thursday and on Friday take 0ne green, one blue and two pink ones, skip saturday and on sunday take one green, one blue, two pink and one orange one. "that should help you to start off, come and see me again on Monday morning. Come Monday morning no sign of Paddy but later on in e day e doc sees Paddy's wife Mary. "tell me Mary, hows Paddy? why did he not come and see me this morning?. "oh doctor" replied Mary, Paddy's dead. "dead? asked the doctor, what happened. did he not follow my instructions? "oh yes doctor said Mary, "T'WAS ALL THAT SKIPPING THAT KILLED HIM!