Romantic & Unromantic

[Billy Boy]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe 'go to hell.'

[johno]

aye billyboy such lovely romantic verses for valentines day. LOL :eek: [lol]

[Billy Boy]

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face. :lol:


Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

[johno]

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face. :lol:


Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
heh heh, yer so good wi the words...........[lol]

[Billy Boy]

1. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

2. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

3. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." :lol:

4. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

5. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

6. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

7. A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." [lol]

8. Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

9. Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

10. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

[Billy Boy]

1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence...a life sentence.

2. Marriage is very much like a violin. After the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

5. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two to the man's eyes. :eek:

6. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

7. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

8. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring</B>, Suffe-Ring, and Endu-Ring.