short jokes

[Billy Boy]

A guy says to a dentist, "£90 to pull a tooth? That's only about one minute's work!" The dentist says, "I can make it last longer if you'd like." :eek:


"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" The doctor says, "It's Not Unusual."


Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It's all over town.

Man to Veterinarian: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." Vet: "That's OK, he's a boxer."

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

How can you tell which bottle has the PMS medicine? It's the one with the teeth marks[lol]

[angela5]

Through a scheduling mix up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It's late, the train is full, and everyone else is already asleep. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman. "Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."