Billy Boy
19-Aug-07, 21:12
A guy says to a dentist, "£90 to pull a tooth? That's only about one minute's work!" The dentist says, "I can make it last longer if you'd like." :eek:
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" The doctor says, "It's Not Unusual."
Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It's all over town.
Man to Veterinarian: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." Vet: "That's OK, he's a boxer."
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
How can you tell which bottle has the PMS medicine? It's the one with the teeth marks[lol]
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" The doctor says, "It's Not Unusual."
Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It's all over town.
Man to Veterinarian: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." Vet: "That's OK, he's a boxer."
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
How can you tell which bottle has the PMS medicine? It's the one with the teeth marks[lol]