scaraben
12-Aug-07, 16:20
The sun comes up and the sun goes down,
The hands on the clock go round and round,
I just get up, when it's time to lay down,
Life gets tedious, don't it?
My shoes untied but I don't care,
I was'nt thinking on going nowhere,
Cos I'd have to wash and comb my hair,
And that's just wasted effort.
Water in the well’s getting lower and lower,
Haven’t had a bath for a month or more,
But I've heard it said and am sure its true,
That too much bathing weakens ya.
I Open the door and the flies swarm in,
I Shut the door and am sweating again,
And in the process, I cracked my shin,
Its Just one darn thing after another.
That Old brown mule, am sure is sick,
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick,
He humped his back but he did'nt kick,
There's something cockeyed somewhere.
There’s a mouse chawing on ma pantry door,
Been chawing there for a month or more,
When he gets through he's gonna be sore, Cos there aint a darn thing in there.
My Hound dog’s howling, he’s so forlorn,
He’s the laziest dog that ever was born,
He's howling cause he's sittin' on a thorn,
But he's just too darned lazy to move over.
The tin roof leaks and the chimney leans,
There's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans,
I've eaten the last of my pork and beans,
Just can't depend on nothin'.
The cows gone dry and ma hens won't lay,
Fish stopped biting last Saturday,
Troubles piling up day by day,
And now I'm gettin' dandruff.
Grief and misery pain and woes,
Bills and taxes and so it goes,
And now I'm gettin' a cold in the nose,
Life gets tasteless - Don't it?!
The hands on the clock go round and round,
I just get up, when it's time to lay down,
Life gets tedious, don't it?
My shoes untied but I don't care,
I was'nt thinking on going nowhere,
Cos I'd have to wash and comb my hair,
And that's just wasted effort.
Water in the well’s getting lower and lower,
Haven’t had a bath for a month or more,
But I've heard it said and am sure its true,
That too much bathing weakens ya.
I Open the door and the flies swarm in,
I Shut the door and am sweating again,
And in the process, I cracked my shin,
Its Just one darn thing after another.
That Old brown mule, am sure is sick,
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick,
He humped his back but he did'nt kick,
There's something cockeyed somewhere.
There’s a mouse chawing on ma pantry door,
Been chawing there for a month or more,
When he gets through he's gonna be sore, Cos there aint a darn thing in there.
My Hound dog’s howling, he’s so forlorn,
He’s the laziest dog that ever was born,
He's howling cause he's sittin' on a thorn,
But he's just too darned lazy to move over.
The tin roof leaks and the chimney leans,
There's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans,
I've eaten the last of my pork and beans,
Just can't depend on nothin'.
The cows gone dry and ma hens won't lay,
Fish stopped biting last Saturday,
Troubles piling up day by day,
And now I'm gettin' dandruff.
Grief and misery pain and woes,
Bills and taxes and so it goes,
And now I'm gettin' a cold in the nose,
Life gets tasteless - Don't it?!