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johno
08-Aug-07, 21:18
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
had to share this one,got it from a certain money saving tips site, scared to name it in case i get some more infractions. my sheet is ALMOST clean now. lol [lol] [lol]

anneoctober
08-Aug-07, 21:37
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
had to share this one,got it from a certain money saving tips site, scared to name it in case i get some more infractions. my sheet is ALMOST clean now. lol [lol] [lol]
Does the name "Martin" appear on this site???!!!

johno
08-Aug-07, 22:24
Does the name "Martin" appear on this site???!!!hmmmmm yeeeeees.[you said though][lol][lol]!!